Birds Aren't Real is a satirical conspiracy theory which posits that birds are actually drones operated by the United States government to spy on American citizens.
All birds in the United States were exterminated by the government between 1959 and 1971 and replaced by drones; birds sit on power lines to recharge themselves, and that bird poop on cars is a tracking method. link
It is true, I saw it with my own eyes.
“Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword” – R. Buckminster Fuller, 1895