Second War World Two Poetry

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:38 pm

Danzing in Polska dot bikinis

How manys bloodclarts were butchered at Belsens ?
hoefles counted 3
bell-bottomed Brian, the Bialystock bottyclart
was counted twice
by Korherrs bogus abacus, low on buna gass

How manys Trevors were twatted at Trezblinki ?
hoefles estimate 1
tank-topped Trevor , the teutonic tosser
was counted thrice
but he caught lice, twice , isnt that not nice ?

How manys simpletons got sifted up the shitters
in a sobibor stinkhouse ?
arrivals on the eichman express
zyklon powereds rollings stock
injected with novichok.

check outs eichamns, the speccy-faced twotcock
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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Huntinger » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:15 pm

I might nominate this poet for a Nobel Prize.
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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:11 pm

Tales from the Gebissary - alas muchos misery

Dispensery quacks and gap-toothed pratts
all called josefs mengahlee
they scrape the plaques of 4 million deads
and gets poles to dig holes into rottens tuffy-pegs
they hides the goldens fleas in silken pantees
while floss the fire marshall, burns his bridges
requires stink eraser for gum-juice spillage

Molars for moolah , and synth oil for drills
Victors Crapeesius has o-deed on pills
he forts he had hidden his tescos swag-bag ok
but Kleins 'da swines' robbed it yesterday
and nows the red-faced rumanian has got redders and redder
he went off his rocker and jumped into a gigantic ju-ju shredder

farewell victors you greedy littles tramps
bet you wished youd stayed on the ramps
pointing to the chimbleys to guide your old dacian muckers
they remembered yous before you was a fat nazi fuckers
and now as you mock the ju-ju suckers
one of them will arrest you in 1959, outside a Berlins cake shop, called Druckers

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:05 pm

The auschwitz chip shop

Ash-battered trouts, dredged from the sola sewers
punctured bo-llock , disguised as a sco-llop
but stale as a monkey plop, from a monowitz knocking shop

Gassened shrimp, pilfered by a fish-fingered pimp
and polished pottatties, farmed by Belzec fatties
glazed with spittle. from a gypsys nipple

Wrapped in rags, by part-time brothel slags
stink of feesh, talking absolute pish
Fancy a chip ? you fucking Swabian drip
or how abouts a saveloy from savoy, that tastes of dog shit ?

i am kurious about the pickle jar
are they eggs, or babies legs ?
and has that fryberg oil, come from a boil
that was lanced from Hitlers head ?

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:51 pm

The auschwitz curry house

bosnian balti hoose
scimitarred walls and crescent shaped spikky balls
mufti opens the doors at ten
gives free pompadoms for the curly-shoed hessi-en men

muzak plays, as punka-wallah prays
to a gazpigs head, disinfekted in a shed
down mehico way
how much for a taste, of some armenian crab-paste ?

then a little feel, of some jerusalem artichoke cream
fresh from the ovens today
and as a coop de grah - i fancy a little jar, of pickled pomade
to help lubricate the skin, of my jihadi lamp shade

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by torus9 » Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:04 am

There's nothing like a pinch of Sartre to bring some levity to all this gloom. Take heed.

"If someone had asked me what it means to be alive, I would have answered in good faith that it means nothing, merely an empty vessel...We were all just a pile of awkward lives, embarrassed by ourselves. We hadn't the slightest reason to be there, none of us. Every living being, confused, vaguely anxious, felt redundant...I was redundant too...I had vague notions of doing away with myself, to rid the world of at least one of these superfluous lives."

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:02 pm

This ones is dedicateds to Pauline Hitler, the gaz-maiden from the Linz ghetto, and sister of Adolf ( a strangeling moustachiod gibbon child from Germanys)

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The Devils Sister

is playing Twister
but she cant bend over
in front of her freaky brother
cos he's a dirty bugger
and is likely to bum her

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Huntinger » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:31 am

Your idiocy is just a ploy. With people like you I actually wish your country would instigate a T4 program. You seem to earn a Darwin Award.
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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Charles Traynor » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:56 pm

AirfixGeneral, if you are taking requests I would like to commission a poem about Kitty Hart Moxon.

:)
Kitty Hart-Moxon (1998): "Believe me, I came into Auschwitz in a much worse condition than I actually left it."

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:44 pm

Charles Traynor wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:56 pm
AirfixGeneral, if you are taking requests I would like to commission a poem about Kitty Hart Moxon.

:)
okays. but all royalties to go to your locals synagoues

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