Second War World Two Poetry

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Charles Traynor » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:43 am

I want more from our resident dilettante poet.

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:40 pm

Back-stop Betty from Buchenwalds

Bitches gots 6 days quarantines
Mehico in her wetted dreams
slip thru Kanadas on the way
fingered on arrival da zugang way

Learning the lagerszpracha abc
slurpings on the piss broths that tastes of wee
kronic kapo with acid bret
shittings in the krapper in his stinky bra-vest

Lice eggs for breakfasts
blue gazz for tea
Betty gonna fence it
and fry herself free

Yo Fritz, Fritz , you with the droopy titz
what the fuck ryhmes with, Auschwitz ?

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Huntinger » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:53 pm

AirfixGeneral wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:40 pm
Yo Fritz, Fritz , you with the droopy titz
what the fuck ryhmes with, Auschwitz ?
I think you should expect the Nobel prize for literature soon. More the next life than this one though.

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by DabbingIsSoMuchFun » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:21 am

I have one, but it's about WW1 and in French so...



EDIT: More like the German Empire but still.
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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by DabbingIsSoMuchFun » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:36 am

Heil Kaiser, dir!


Avec nos mains, à nous viendra la victoire
Pour vous, nous allons rapporter mille gloires
Pour contribuer à notre cause, et ailleurs
Nous nous montrerons courageux ; les meilleurs
Échouer, ce mot signifie la misère
De vaincre, ces mots signifient l'heure auguste
De combattre pour vous, et ce qui est juste
Avec autant de bravoure que nos pères
Honorant l'esprit de Wilhelm II et du Reich
On part en croisade, exaltant ses vertus
Souhaitant très longue vie à notre Kaiserreich
En prouvant que l'héritage n'est pas perdu !
Holocaust-Leugnung ist keine Geschichte!

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by Huntinger » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:20 pm

DabbingIsSoMuchFun wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:36 am
Heil Kaiser, dir!


Avec nos mains, à nous viendra la victoire
Pour vous, nous allons rapporter mille gloires
Pour contribuer à notre cause, et ailleurs
Nous nous montrerons courageux ; les meilleurs
Échouer, ce mot signifie la misère
De vaincre, ces mots signifient l'heure auguste
De combattre pour vous, et ce qui est juste
Avec autant de bravoure que nos pères
Honorant l'esprit de Wilhelm II et du Reich
On part en croisade, exaltant ses vertus
Souhaitant très longue vie à notre Kaiserreich
En prouvant que l'héritage n'est pas perdu !
Some of us do not croak Frog, could you be so kind as to translate into Angleskii.

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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by DabbingIsSoMuchFun » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:41 am

Huntinger wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:20 pm
DabbingIsSoMuchFun wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:36 am
Heil Kaiser, dir!


Avec nos mains, à nous viendra la victoire
Pour vous, nous allons rapporter mille gloires
Pour contribuer à notre cause, et ailleurs
Nous nous montrerons courageux ; les meilleurs
Échouer, ce mot signifie la misère
De vaincre, ces mots signifient l'heure auguste
De combattre pour vous, et ce qui est juste
Avec autant de bravoure que nos pères
Honorant l'esprit de Wilhelm II et du Reich
On part en croisade, exaltant ses vertus
Souhaitant très longue vie à notre Kaiserreich
En prouvant que l'héritage n'est pas perdu !
Some of us do not croak Frog, could you be so kind as to translate into Angleskii.


Translation of any poem in a foreign language ruins its very essence.


Use Goolag Translate m8.
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Re: Second War World Two Poetry

Post by AirfixGeneral » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:34 pm

The Belzec Fatties

Wally McQuackernack, that jacobite sassanach,
the cracker-nibbling psychopath
from the slums of Munchengladbach
he hides the monkey nuts in the cleansing huts
while Irma the gurner greases her garter
to barter with Kramer for a pint of lager
All this milk in a land of money ,
while skeletones dream of telephones to order beefs curry
so bring on the Britskrieg, with their ministries of silly billys
exporters of gallows and kosher biscuits
deliver the justjuice from the made-up statutes
while Rosina cracks jokes to de-nazified prostitutes


Now deported to Belzekistan,
in a second-hand saurer kamper-van
processed in ten by Kazar Ken
the pest control man from North Dresden
Jesus juice trickles through the hose
and now a large headed german, twitches his nose
vots dat smell ? it smells like scheisse
nein nein herr kramers, it just somethings for ze lice

Kramer, Kramer the Kaiser of the dead
now buried in a dis-used submarine shed
Rosina will be sent the ashes, so fuck em in the rivers
where the rats and toads can have some dinners .
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